ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard
deck the halls with parts of bodies fa la lala la la la la laa
before hannibal we had cannibalist santa and mrs. claus
they were pagan gods you uncultured swine
Something ugly this way comes
Through my fingers sliding inside
Lembas Bread (Lord of the Rings “authentic” Elvish bread)
2 ½ cups of flour
1 tablespoon of baking powder
¼ teaspoon of salt
½ cup of butter
1/3 cup of brown sugar
1 teaspoon of cinnamon
½ teaspoon honey
2/3 cup of heavy whipping cream
½ teaspoon of vanilla
Preheat oven to 425F. Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl. Add the butter and mix with a well till fine granules (easiest way is with an electric mixer). Then add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly.
Finally add the cream, honey, and vanilla and stir them in with a fork until a nice, thick dough forms.
Roll the dough out about 1/2 in thickness. Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet.Criss-cross each square from corner-to-corner with a knife, lightly (not cutting through the dough).
Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.
***Let cool completely before eating, this bread tastes better room temperature and dry. Also for more flavor you can add more cinnamon or other spices***
as someone who has baked these A LOT
They are REALLY GOOD
and I am reblogging this because I KEEP LOSING MY RECIPE
Today I explained to a guy what shipping is
In the beginning he was quiet but when I started to panic he smiled and said:”it’s really cute that people see love everywhere, even if it’s not officially there.”
THIS MAY BE IRONIC, BUT I SHIP YOU.
just came home from a date with him <3
OH MY GOSH!!
I’M HEARING FREAKING WEDDING BELLS
Unnecessary love triangles
did you mean the entire teen fiction section
Woman takes a photo of herself every day for a year, chronicling the affects of an abusive relationship.
This is heartbreaking. You can see the happiness and hope slip from her eyes with every shot.
tw domestic abuse
this is heartbreaking tbh
Don’t stop reblogging. Women are better than this to stay with men who do this. Stay strong. Know your worth.
The sign she holds up at the end is in Croatian, it reads, “help me, I don’t know if I can wait for tomorrow.”
I gasped at the end.
That was hard to watch.
Nobody deserves this. Man or woman. If you are being abused, please, look for help. There IS someone there for you.
reblogging for the third time
daenerystormborne asked: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ANON WHAT THE FUCK JESS HAS THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL WHAT THE HELL
shhh omg bless you chai bby iy <3
i really want to see a movie where there is not a single character who is a heterosexual cisgender white guy. not one.