What’s a bae and can I eat it
livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on
congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film
you win: nothing
(Source: moaninglisasmile, via hi)
i don’t care if you’re 13 or 26 on tumblr we’re all the same age
unless you are 12.9
yeah if you’re 12.9 get out
(Source: queenbradbury, via phobias)
Who are you?
(Source: pondragon, via thedoctorandthedyke)
Mummy Holmes doesn’t mess around.
Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere
My post on my dash at over 300k wtf
At the grocery store
Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.