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crackrock-kids:

my car broke down on the highway the other day but i got to watch a really nice sunset while i waited for the tow truck

spork:

What’s a bae and can I eat it

(via phobias)

heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

(via hi)

doorfus:


June 19th

JUNE 19TH


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(via thedoctorandthedyke)

loki-theonewholies:

themoosethepietheassbutt:

is that misha collins

honestly, who else could it be

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

(Source: moaninglisasmile, via hi)

socialjusticemalarkey:

brownp0wer:

imbrie:

obliviateyourface:

im laughing so hard

WTF MAN

420NO

Amazing

i don’t care if you’re 13 or 26 on tumblr we’re all the same age

unless you are 12.9

yeah if you’re 12.9 get out

(Source: queenbradbury, via phobias)

Who are you?

(Source: pondragon, via thedoctorandthedyke)

ohgodbenny:

Mummy Holmes doesn’t mess around.

(via thedoctorandthedyke)

t0tally-pers0nal:

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

My post on my dash at over 300k wtf

(via sicklysatisfied)

At the grocery store

Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.

phobias:

phobias:

i’m 18 in 18 days what are y’all buying me?

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(via phobias)